EPIC STORY

by **agonist** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:55 pm

having her ass waxed. About time too, it was getting to be like...

by **ssrs10** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:03 am

the face of Big Foot discovered in Georgia....

by **beltbuckle** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:47 pm

So after puking in my mouth a bit for visualizing that, I wondered; what am I going to do to this woman and my now ex best friend? I know........

by **lotsip81** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:28 pm

She thinks that I'm out with the boys, so when she brings the ex-best friend home, she'll find me and that smoking hot redhead..........

by **agonist** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:09 am

a Hasidic Rabbi nude wrestling in a kiddie tub full of honey mustard. Gee, now I'm hungry. Maybe I'll go grab myself a...

by **lotsip81** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:34 pm

sandwich, and think about what I've done. Who cares, I thought, they had it coming. After all no one get away with doing crap like that to me. Their just lucky I didn't go.....

by **tigwelder56** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:15 am

postal on them! I got a bad conduct discharge from the Mossad anti terrorist unit because I refused an order to...

by **agonist** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:32 pm

register as a republican. I just refuse to lower myself to register with either of the major political parties. Those corrupt bastards would just as soon shake your hand as...

by **beltbuckle** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:32 pm

stab you in the back and then piss on your dead body. But then again, it is better than being a...

by **agonist** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:48 pm

the chicken cross the road? Who really knows? Probably running from a ......