Darlene

by **TEXVETNAM67-68** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:57 pm

Where is she now?

by **beltbuckle** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:46 am

Wasn'nt darlene your girl?

by **TEXVETNAM67-68** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:10 am

No, just two ships pasing in the night

by **tigwelder56** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:18 am

Two ships passing in the night??? I have to ask this question, you left me no other choice... Was Darlene a Speedboat or was she a Tugboat? Be honest Tex!

by **TEXVETNAM67-68** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:29 am

Hydroplane

by **tigwelder56** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:05 pm

I hope you used a parachute...

by **beltbuckle** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:49 am

Where's a hydroplane fit between a speed boat and a tug boat? Hot and fast?

Cause I mean if she's a tug boat, that may still be fun so long as your friends never find out and even then only for a minute. This boat will probably do whatever it can to treat you right! Sometimes you can use these to get back into the boating market. You know, learning how to drive again! LOL

Speed boats are the creme DE la creme.

In most cases these boats are fun to ride hard and put away wet. These are toys, they often wont last even with intense effort unless you take extra special care, even then its very time consuming and costly to do the proper maintenance. This is the boat you show off to everyone. This is the boat you have to keep watch constantly so that it doesn't get stolen away.

Now somewhere towards the upper middle you have a ski boat, also fun but requires moderate maintenance and is often temperamental but if done correctly you can have one of these last you a very long time. But as one would expect your going to spend more time working on it than really enjoying the ride.

Then there's your fishing boat. This is a duel category because you have the over the top bass boats and then you have the little flat bottom john boat. Either way this is a good category as they require only little maintenance they're always fun and usually pleasant to be with. How good they look and size varies greatly!

Now obviously there are many more types of boats out there but we'll discuss them individually as the need arises.

by **tigwelder56** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:41 am

Darlene called and wants to know WTF you're talkin' about!

by **TEXVETNAM67-68** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:16 pm

Think SUBMARINE

by **tigwelder56** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:21 pm

How far down does she go? I guess she must enjoy getting torpedoed, huh? LOL!