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Piss Poor Shooting!

Postby tigwelder56 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:10 am

I'm watching a Steven Seagal movie right now, "Kill Switch". He just had about a 10 minute gunfight with some skinny little punk. Seagal had his usual 1911 and this puke had a Beretta 92. Seagal must've gone through at least 10 mags, I saw him change two maybe. (Don't we all carry 10 extra mags with us?) He's supposed to be the shiny gnat's ass but he didn't even nick this idiot he was after!! Shit, they were firing at point blank range!! My Mom could've done better and she doesn't shoot! If they're going to have any realism in these movies, where the actors are paid millions to entertain us, they should damn well entertain instead of embarrass the knowledgeable public. I've never seen such a ridiculous example of CQB in my life. Maybe there will be some wild women that know how to actually entertain us...

This movie was put out in 2008.
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Postby neverenough » Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:25 pm

Hey tigwelder56, Ahh yes, the unrealistic movie gunbattles!

I always get a total laugh from the "boiler room" shootouts that usually involve 8 to 10 shooters. Lead flying everywhere with each shot ricochetting off steampipes, boiler units and steel doors. The air full of glancing ammo and on a rare occassion, someone catches a superficial flesh nick!!

Yeah....I'm buying it....

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Postby TEXVETNAM67-68 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:23 pm

Blame it on Gene Autry. All those old cowboys had 100 round six shooters.
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Postby agonist » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:14 am

Those are really freakin' heavy!
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Postby TEXVETNAM67-68 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:35 pm

Hey Agonist,

What day is summer on there this year?
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Postby dsclaiborne31 » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:39 pm

The movie cobra has a bunch of dumb crap in it.
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