Did you know?
That the words race car spelled backward says race car.
The word "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it's past tense "ate".
And
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal
immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells out:
"F*ck off and go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid
producing, violent, non-English speaking c*cksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat f*cking, smelly rag head b*stards with you."
How weird is that?
We need to notify the rest of the world that we're pulling out of Iraq in 30 days, lock, stock and barrel. Troop withdrawl starts immediately. Enough of our young men and women have died for that ungrateful stain on the Earth. Then we make two lists, one of the people that have helped us and stayed by our side throughout history and a second list of all the useless SOBs that haven't and continue to criticize our commitment to freedom and democracy. Starting tomorrow we're cutting off all ties to those on list #2. No relief, no assistance of any kind and all those funds will in turn be distributed to the taxpayers that paid them in the first place. In the future if anyone not on list #1 has a problem, a disaster, needs the military, industrial, academic or medical strength of the USA, can kiss our ass. We recommend calling anyone on list #2. The environmentalists in the US can move to anyone of the countries on List #2 because we're going to start drilling whenever and wherever we want. We're also throwing the ACLU on the pile with the losers on list #2. We aren't relying on foreign oil any longer! We don't want the people on List #2 to starve, so we're willing to do this, from now on a bushel of wheat costs exactly one barrel of oil. I'm sure there are many important considerations I have missed, but you get my idea.
That my friend Bill, is a Soapbox.