ARIZONA IMMIGRATION -- YAH OR NAY

by **tigwelder56** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:23 pm

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Mexican borders illegaly you will be jailed for two years.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the United States border illegally you get:

1 - A job

2 - A driver's license

3 - A Social Security card

4 - Welfare

5 - Food stamps

6 - Credit cards

7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house

8 - Free education

9 - Free health care

10 - A lobbyist in Washington

11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language

12 - Millions of servicemens and women who are willing to - and do - die for your right to the ways and means of our Constitution

13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.

by **JustBen** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:58 pm

Tig:

You forgot that they can rape our women, kill our children, break our laws and get set scott free.

by **tigwelder56** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:24 pm

OOPS, MY BAD... I guess that's why we're fighting as hard as we are, but we all seem to understand that it isn't hard enough. Lets do everything possible to correct that.

by **GOANRA** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:40 am

Yup! We need to clean up our own government, before we can deal with anyone else's.

Got to flush the D.C. toilet in November !!

by **JustBen** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:23 pm

Travelling to New Hampshire tomorrow, just north of Boston. Have to deal with some Ivy Leaguer's. I am scared I might run into more trouble than my last two trips to Mexico LOL! I grew up back east when it was conservative. Good thing I moved out since they are all blue states now.

by **JustBen** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:07 am

No offense intended to East coasters or Ivy Leaguers. Since I grew up back east in Connecticut and Massachusetts, and my family is all Ivy League except yours truly, I figured I could take the liberty to make fun of them.