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Postby agonist » Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:30 pm

Nancy Pelosi from a gun show. If I had the chance I'd...
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Postby lotsip81 » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:38 pm

I'd....I'd....awww, forget about it. I'm just glad that I'm rid of the slut of an ex-wife. The redhead was fun, but she's no keeper, so I left her ass and I headed to the bar. When I got there.....
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Postby beltbuckle » Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:06 am

demanded we head back to my place. What the hell, right! They replied...
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Postby agonist » Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:25 pm

that they didn't need me anymore and maybe I oughta go read Penthouse forums instead. So I spit on 'em and strode on outa there. When I got back out to my truck I found...
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Postby ssrs10 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:28 pm

The Chief of Police and she had a HUGE
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Postby lotsip81 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:24 am

here on official police business, why wasn't she in a police vehicle. She told me she was there on "unofficial business", and had some information for me that I desperately needed to hear. It had to do with....
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Postby agonist » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:04 pm

a kidnapping and murder that had taken place a month ago. She said she had a good idea who'd done it but the DA couldn't make a case. She figured I was....
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Postby lotsip81 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:30 pm

just another piece of the puzzle, or was I a suspect? It was a tough call, so I....
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Postby tigwelder56 » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:13 am

put the .500 S&W Magnum in my mouth and pulled the trigger. Then I realized...
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Postby agonist » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:41 pm

the firing pin was broken. Damn it! Off to the gunsmith. On the way I...
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