TO THE GUY THAT MUGGED ME IN DOWNTOWN SAVANNAH, GA

by **tigwelder56** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:56 am

I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend.You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well. So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!

- Alex

(Posted to Craig's List Personals)

by **tigwelder56** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:47 am

That was simply too good not to share...

by **Trainingwheels** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:29 pm

Oh My God, Youre kidding man??!!... So this stuff really happens there in the States?... This is why a told my partner why i will get a Carry and Concel licence this just proves i was right.

Tig... i hope that your girlfriend was ok, i beat that would have been a shaking experiance. but why should you pay for his mistake, if he cannot be responsible for his own actions then why should u have to pay for him?...

(p.s. It wasnt me I i live over 15,000kms away in NZ)

by **tigwelder56** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:40 pm

Isn't that the funniest damn thing you've read? Fortunately it wasn't me, I just reprinted the message so hopefully the fool that crapped his pants has a better chance of seeing it! It's experiences like this that we need all the criminal types to be aware of. If we can make them reconsider a mugging because they're afraid their target may be carrying a concealed weapon, we may just save a life. If it does have to happen to someone, let it be one of those liberal gun hating assholes that are trying to take away our right to firearm ownership. Maybe then they'll respect our Constitutional right to keep and bear arms.

by **g4l** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:23 pm

If We could be so lucky! They should wear bright orange hunting jackets so the criminals can easily target them; I mean, liberals do want criminals to work safely, right? Wouldn't want any of Obama's buddies to get hurt before the free lunch arrives, right? Don't worry criminals & lowlifes, Obama is going to try to make you all very safe, very soon, He hates good guys with guns. Getting about that time to draw lines in the sand fellas!

by **tigwelder56** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:05 pm

Damn right! We've got a fellow shooter on the forum now that supports the liberal way. I'm afraid that the Oblamo crew has pulled the wool over the eyes of many Americans. He's been blowing a lot of hot air up peoples skirts and pretty soon that warm, fuzzy feeling is going to disappear. Then we'll see just what a mess he has made of everything. The liberal's are still on their honeymoon and will soon find out that Daddy's been cheatin' already. Cheating the working class and giving it away to all the people with their hand out, legal, illegal and of course the lazy. Pathetic...