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Postby SittingMooseShaman » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:54 pm

In the South

and the West...

Such a deed- would and should

bring a troubled calamity upon the

actor so foul as to committ such the

deed...

Alas, I dwell in a 'State' of this

confused and now, led-astray 'Union'

Where nobility and truth

and what is 'Right' and'True'

is hard... so fuckin' hard... to find.

I hate this 'New' York and ITS'

(not 'Her') foul libb-people.

I am now truly at a loss and am

near broken.

My dog... Are they truly, just

animals?...

I know, I know... I usta hunt.

"So why the concern, RedNeck?"

"You've killed animals- now you

know the pain you cause!"

A libb would say...

Fuck you douchebag liberal...

This is my buddy I'm talking

about!

I only hunted for sustenance...

It was never really a

sport to me, though. Don't get me

wrong... I absolutely support the

Sport and the challenge 110%...

Yet a mans' dawg is... as close as

and at times... closer than, the

wife... Even the Bible has words

describing the canines' closeness

to a man...

"Gunny" is my only friend- a

protector and a pal. A fearless

hunter in his own right-

A different type of hunting hound;

The smallest of hounddawg breeds.

A black and tan dachshund...

I adopted him 2 yrs ago from a

Sarge goin' to Afghanistan...

He's about 3yrs old now.

Still a young shit.

Bred to hunt and fight badgers-

of all things!

-and in the badgers' own tunnel!

Bred to defeat the badger,

mano a mano... one on one!!

Here, he'd go down into the

woodchucks' hole and kick ass-

underground!!

His ears bear the healed tear-notches

to prove his courage.

He gave me a strength within I no

longer can muster in myself due to

this fuckin' disease which is eating

me up...

...dammit, I hate this Universe...

It always attacks- everything...

He was agile as any cat.

With the balls of a bull-dog...

...now, he's been hurt- hurt bad.

If my untradable wife don't have

enough troubles trying to level

w/a job, the property, kids grand-kids

and me!

- bein' a fuggin' cripple...

Shit, why are some people

such fuggin' douchebags!?!

We was alone, in the yard, Gunny

and me... he was off chasin' a chipmonk

and some how tangled with this old

heifer who gave him a horrendous

kick.

I didn't not see it happen... Not that it was

too far away- he ran around the house-front

and then...wham.

I'm held to a damn walker and cane-

it's so fuggin' slow and painful

for me to do a damn thing ennymore...

sos when he finally got back to me

I could tell something wasn't right

about him.

As the day passed... he began to

look off w/the 1,000 yard stare and

then, slowly go into siezeures... rolling his

eyes downward and whining to me to do

something.

As the hours passed- we are alone when the

wife's at work... so wtf?...

Soon, he lost his ability to use his back

legs... like me...

When his ears simply went flat against

his head... he was dying... FUCK!

My wife came home from work & took

'im to the vet. Luckily I'm in FARM

COUNTRY and the vet wasn't

too far away- and is always open-24-7

The old bitch who kicked him

ruptured 3-4 discs and left some

other inner brusing and trauma...

Now my little buddy is as fucked-up as me...

crippled for life... just like that!

Two days ago- he was fine. Mydaily

companion. Now, because some hag

w/a shit attitude,

from the 'burbs moves in up the

road some, decides to jog her

worthless ass by my place

and gets barked at...

What's a guy to do...

The hag is a terrorist... to this

old man. Not much I can do.

Physically or otherwise...

The doc says he'll never be able

to totally walk or run again...

Shit... we're both in the same boat...

Him and I need walkers now.

... and I'll need to hold him up

to whizz and take dumps...

Yeah, me too.

I have the same problems!

Cruel fuggin'irony!

WTF!?!

Doc says he'll need to be

caged from now on because he

maynot and cannot move too much...

permanently. only out for his

business... Hell, almost had

to put him down yesterday...

Piss on that. Gunny'll stay w/me

in my hospital bed...

At's life... Not a fuggin' thing I

can do about it...

Therearefolks not fit even for

the cess pit...

Probably's a Democrat.

Fuck.

This is gonna be tough...

If it were a film or a book...

This incident and it's twisted aftermath

would be concidered "dark comedy."

... and I had to spend the $$ saved

for that new M586 cylinder towards the

vets bill...

shit, I'll never win...
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Postby BrianB » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:40 am

Regardless of what or how it happened, I am truly sorry to hear about your good friend. I have had dogs all my life and had a similar situation once, not fun to go through at all. I hope for a miracle recovery.
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Postby SittingMooseShaman » Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:56 am

Thank you...
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Postby JustBen » Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:57 am

Moose:

we will keep you and Guny in our prayers.

Ben
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Postby judgeparker » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:24 pm

Moose

Buddy's like that are a once in a lifetime gift. Their love is unconditional their friendship is priceless. Hang tough you and gunny are my prayers
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Postby Torgo » Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:23 am

sorry to hear moose. prayers for ya mate.
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Postby SittingMooseShaman » Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:03 pm

I AM through!

I'll argue no more!

I say this to my Blood

and Spirit.

I am at war

The bitch returned!!!

Just last eve!

And tried to get Gunny to go at 'er.

The both o' us- Gunzy & me layin' in my

yard... She's a fuckin' CON!

A fuggin' con!!!

I went at the hag verbally- no threats

no assaults: I leveled the wench just

as the men in Islamic lands do;

"You whore!!... You two-bit

sow-slut... You broke my dawgs' back!

You cheap... it would do a US Sailor

proud that cussin' out...

The cops came...

Damn if this c**t didn't wait 'till

the Troopers set-up their Saturday-nite

haunch for speeders over the road @

our fire-halls' lot...

100 yds dogleg away at most.

Goes like this: Case the land for

homes w/dogs. 2) Repeatedly jog

by 'till one comes out. 3)Do this 'often

enough 'till one comes out and

by instigation, nips. 3.1) Make sure

home(s) are near or have police

quickly available... 4) Sue...

Jeeze man, I fuggin' have him in

baby- diapers now... draggin' his

hind-end like seals do...

I'll don't want to have to put him down...

but...

A goddamn fucking con!

A con!!

Don't be surprised to find my name

in the shit-rags.

I'll flatten any and all libbs or

shit-people who threaten or

fuck-challenge me, period.

I argue NO MORE!

It's Genghis Kahn time!
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Postby BrianB » Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:28 pm

Moose, I feel for you. I know you feel a lot of pain and anger right now but I hope you don't do anything to get yourself in trouble. You may not want to hear it but whatever you do make sure its on the safe and legal side. You may end up loosing but try to stick it out and win. Even if you loose you don't want to do anything to make it worse and loose much, much more.
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Postby tigwelder56 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:36 am

Saying I'm sorry isn't near enough Moose. I just lost my best friend from age and I'm still suffering from the loss. If anything, cherish the fact that you still have Gunny by your side and I'm certain that he knows your love for him is beyond reach. I pray that his physical pain will lessen in time. Once that prayer is answered and your own pain and anger lessen some, your little buddy will understand the love and concern you had and have for him. While he won't be running around the house, he'll be more than happy to spend his life laying comfortably in your lap. Dogs understand love and you'll know that his love and appreciation for you is endless. Don't do anything to that bitch that will get you in hot water with the law. You're an intelligent man, let your stew simmer for awhile...
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Postby tigwelder56 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:47 am

Hey Moose, here are some websites that have plans for canine wheelchairs. I'll also add some sites that offer ready built units. We'll help you and Gunny get through this together. http://web.me.com/gbertocci/Canine_Wheelchair_Site/Canine_Wheelchair_Overview.html http://www.walkinwheels.com/?gclid=COGcgOeW5aICFZFV2godzkDVvg http://www.eddieswheels.com/ http://handicappedpets.com/www/pet-health-articles/34-do-it-yourself-dog-wheelchairs.html
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