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Dealiest Warriors: Cartwrights VS Clampetts.

Postby BrianB » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:47 pm

If you would be expecting a gun fight at the O-K coral to finish off one of these two groups I think you would be disappointed. No, I see it going down like this....



Perhaps it all starts when Jethro challenges Hoss to an eating contest. Both eat the same amount of Hog jowls but Jethro declares himself the winner because he also had a mess o' red eyed gravy covering his and Hoss did not because he don't like gravy.



To make a long story short, Granny, Jethro and Ellie May commence to having a gun battle with Hoss, Adam and little Joe. The fight is quickly put to an end once Uncle Jed and Ben arrive on the scene and talk the matter over.



Jed and Ben force the family members to apologize, though once Adam and Little Joe saw Ellie May, they weren't interested in fighting anymore.



Jed invites the Cartwrights to dinner, much to Grannie's anger, but she after a bit of scowling finally acquiesces and even decides to be happy about it.



Granny cooks dinner while the rest of the family talks out by the cement pond and calls everyone in once supper is ready and has everyone sit in the fancy dinning room on the table with the funny holes in the corners, Clampetts on one side of the table and Cartwrights on the other. She serves the guests first and just as she finishes serving the four of them her famous oxtail soup she announces she forgot the bread and returns to the kitchen. Back in just a few seconds with the bread and her serving pot of soup, she then serves her own family members, splits the loaf of bread and they all commence to eating.



Granny sits and watches her guests eat, and with a little chuckle, asks how the soup is. All account for it being great and keep eating. After a couple minutes though all the Cartwrights flop face first into their bowls, dead as door nails.



The rest of the Clampett family is stunned and ask Granny what happened. Oh, nothin.... giggle. Jed demands the truth and finally Granny admits to making two pots of oxtail soup with a bit of poison in the Cartwrights pot.



So basically, Don't mess with Granny, she will mess you up.
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Postby whitehood » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:06 am

This is funny. However the Clampetts had Elie Mae. To be fair here we'd really have to go Clampetts vs The Dukes of Hazzard with Daisy in the mix.
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Postby GOANRA » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:31 pm

Never seen that 'Warrior' show, but I think the Cartwrights would do well to sit this one out... especially Adam! LOLOL



Got me wondering about a pie-eatin' contest between Hoss & Jethro, though... out by the 'cement pond'. LOL



Ben wouldn't have a chance agaist Jed in a Moonshine drinkin' contest!!!
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